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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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