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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Loki eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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