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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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