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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯
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