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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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