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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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