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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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