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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Simpkins eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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