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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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