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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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