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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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