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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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