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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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