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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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