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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Buddy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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