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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Coco eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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