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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Alfie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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