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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Poppy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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