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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Smeagol eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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