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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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