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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Piper eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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