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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dixie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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