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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Thor eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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