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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dexter eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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