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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻
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