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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯
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