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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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