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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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