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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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