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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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