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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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