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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Snort eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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