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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ziggy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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