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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bilbo eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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