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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Lola eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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