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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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