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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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