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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dixie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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