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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Minnie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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