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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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