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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Sparky eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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