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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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