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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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