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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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