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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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