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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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