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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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