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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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