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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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