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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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