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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Buddy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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